16.5.09

drop house #654821 found

i'm just kidding, but it probably is a very high number. on tuesday a headline in the arizona republic said "DPS rescues 34 immigrants from drop house". now first of all 34 doesn't sound like a lot for a normal drop house. border patrol found 11 people in a '97 saturn. the illegals were found in the trunk, under a fake floor and, oh yeah, in the dashboard. so if they only found 34 then they obviously didn't check in the walls and under the carpet.

and second of all if they came here illegally then the last people they want to be rescued by is law enforcement. so after the long drive in the dashboard and the 3 months they stayed in the walls the last thing they were probably doing was celebrating their "rescue", because now, as we well know, they have to do it all over again. and repeat as necessary until they don't get "rescued" (caught).

so the proper headline should have been "34 illegal immigrants were found and arrested at an avondale home on tuesday."