so in response to the ever-important illegal immagration problems the government seems to actually be trying to do something about it. so justs as a background, when they just walked across the border after we asked them ever so nicely not to, we, in reponse build a wall that im sure even obama can get over. because enyone with the i.q. greater than janet napolitano(which is not hard) can get over a ten foot tall fence. because do to recent advances in science we have now invented ladders. so apparently to the government, problem solved.
ok so now they are digging tunnels. so we build another wall...underground. a 12-foot-deep concrete and steel headwall along a 100-yard stretch of the border near the DeConcini Port of Entry. so we tell them where and how deep. see if i were trying to dig a tunnel and i digg two feet down and i see cement i would probaly give up. but we basically save them the work and now they know where to dig... good idea! so why dont we get ahead of them and just build a giant glass dome over the country so when they start using human catipultes(which there have been two reportings of that already happening) we will be ready.
p.s.- we have storm and flood drains connecting some of our cities with nogales, mexico. so we should get started on giant dog doors for those.
