you cant keep them out!

so in response to the ever-important illegal immagration problems the government seems to actually be trying to do something about it. so justs as a background, when they just walked across the border after we asked them ever so nicely not to, we, in reponse build a wall that im sure even obama can get over. because enyone with the i.q. greater than janet napolitano(which is not hard) can get over a ten foot tall fence. because do to recent advances in science we have now invented ladders. so apparently to the government, problem solved.

ok so now they are digging tunnels. so we build another wall...underground. a 12-foot-deep concrete and steel headwall along a 100-yard stretch of the border near the DeConcini Port of Entry. so we tell them where and how deep. see if i were trying to dig a tunnel and i digg two feet down and i see cement i would probaly give up. but we basically save them the work and now they know where to dig... good idea! so why dont we get ahead of them and just build a giant glass dome over the country so when they start using human catipultes(which there have been two reportings of that already happening) we will be ready.

p.s.- we have storm and flood drains connecting some of our cities with nogales, mexico. so we should get started on giant dog doors for those.

even guantanamo bay is going out of business...

now its depressing enough that the important stores and restaurants in our lives are going out of business. but now guantanamo bay is going out of business thanks to obama (and NO there are no going out of business sales).

for some reason some people think this is because he doesn't agree with its purpose or something of the sort but the fact of the matter is that he thinks "the legal framework at Gitmo has failed to successfully and swiftly prosecute terrorists".

so tell me if this makes sense to you... gitmo isn't working fast enough so the solution is to, instead of improving it we take it away. so basically if a toilet doesn't work in the white house for the next 4 years instead of having someone fix it... obamas going to throw it away... 'cause that makes it work better?!?!

i know obama knows what he's doing, if he says it'll work i have confidence.

riiiiiiight