the following are actual product labels that i have seen. now to very few people these are just funny. but to most these are serious instructions that in this day and age that need to be specified.
Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex: Do not spray in eyes.
Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire.
Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners This product must be cooked before eating.
Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts.
