the following are actual product labels that i have seen. now to very few people these are just funny. but to most these are serious instructions that in this day and age that need to be specified.
Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex: Do not spray in eyes.
Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire.
Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners This product must be cooked before eating.
Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts.
18.1.09
your new stup- i mean liberal president
mr. obama is known for many things, being a genius is not one of them. "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon. "Three words: Vice President Oprah". and of course who can forget, "Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point." see everybody messes up but as president you're just not allowed to. mostly because of youtube.
bird "strike"
if you were to hear "plane strike" or "terrorist strike" you would think we were under attack or something of the sort. but what do you think when you hear bird strike for the first time?
when i first heard it, it sounded like al-qaeda was recruiting poultry divebombers or something. the term bird strike makes it sound like the plane was the target or victim. but in reality the birds were the victim and in this case, the only ones harmed.
(if you consider being sucked up by a jet engine and being shredded to death harmed)
when i first heard it, it sounded like al-qaeda was recruiting poultry divebombers or something. the term bird strike makes it sound like the plane was the target or victim. but in reality the birds were the victim and in this case, the only ones harmed.
(if you consider being sucked up by a jet engine and being shredded to death harmed)
11.1.09
we're doomed
some people are stupid so in an attempt to look smarter they put someone more stupid in power to make them look smart. this however is not the case. i believe mr. obama is very smart so exactly why he assigned someone with the I.Q. of a spoon in charge of our nations safety, i don't know.
mr. obama has officially vanquished any credit he still had last week. see our governor has not done a single thing to secure our borders, in fact our governor has done the complete opposite with her idiotic idea of "open borders". so basically for the past 6 years she has been in office she has helped the illegal immigrants by shooting down sheriff joe. so this lady who couldn't handle the arizona border is now secretary of defense for our nation! so i suggest that every home in the nation build a bomb shelter because mr. obama put a complete idiot in charge of this nations security.
mr. obama has officially vanquished any credit he still had last week. see our governor has not done a single thing to secure our borders, in fact our governor has done the complete opposite with her idiotic idea of "open borders". so basically for the past 6 years she has been in office she has helped the illegal immigrants by shooting down sheriff joe. so this lady who couldn't handle the arizona border is now secretary of defense for our nation! so i suggest that every home in the nation build a bomb shelter because mr. obama put a complete idiot in charge of this nations security.
illegal immigrants strike (again)
a gilbert girl by the name of kelly stacy was killed on the way to march in the gilbert days parade with her fellow highland high school band members. they collided (and by collided i mean an illegal immigrant crashed into the car carrying her and her 17 year old brother) leaving kelly and her brother dead. sure enough the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT lived and was convicted of suspicion of manslaughter and aggravated assault. so sure enough, according to police the suspect was "impaired by alcohol".
now to me that says he didn't have control of what he did which is totally bogus. he chose to drink, he chose to drive, he chose to endanger his life and the lives of those around him. so i have very little tolerance for people like this and i know its harsh but what do you think we should do about people who drive under the influence? well in my opinion if they take the risk of killing themselves then obviously they don't care whether they die or not so why not give him the death penalty? wont that ensure that he won't endanger anybody else?
i think it would work.below is a picture of kelly and her murderer. (i think you know who is who)
now to me that says he didn't have control of what he did which is totally bogus. he chose to drink, he chose to drive, he chose to endanger his life and the lives of those around him. so i have very little tolerance for people like this and i know its harsh but what do you think we should do about people who drive under the influence? well in my opinion if they take the risk of killing themselves then obviously they don't care whether they die or not so why not give him the death penalty? wont that ensure that he won't endanger anybody else?
i think it would work.below is a picture of kelly and her murderer. (i think you know who is who)
illegal immigration
ah the thing that annoys me the most. the way i see it is that they are breaking the law... they are criminals. that includes men, women, and yes children. ok so what do we do with criminals in this country? we out them through the court system and put them in jail.
now here's the thing, if we do put them in jail WE pay for that. YOUR taxes pay for the illegal immigrants to eat. so what do we do? we deport them, now what do you think they do next? if you think they give up and stay in mexico you were obviously born this morning. they come back and repeat as necessary until we don't catch them. so what do we do? well i can guarantee something we do need to change the way we deal with it.
sheriff joe has been doing a great job. now those people who say joe is racially profiling...shut up! those who say he is, are just followers and are not thinking for themselves. really try and think about it. how many white illegal immigrants are there?
now here's the thing, if we do put them in jail WE pay for that. YOUR taxes pay for the illegal immigrants to eat. so what do we do? we deport them, now what do you think they do next? if you think they give up and stay in mexico you were obviously born this morning. they come back and repeat as necessary until we don't catch them. so what do we do? well i can guarantee something we do need to change the way we deal with it.
sheriff joe has been doing a great job. now those people who say joe is racially profiling...shut up! those who say he is, are just followers and are not thinking for themselves. really try and think about it. how many white illegal immigrants are there?
"free" health care
one of mr. obama's key topics for the presidential election was that he would like to provide free healthcare for everybody. now at first this sounds great but once you sit down and think about it you just might want to hit our president-elect up side the head. nothing in our world today is free. anyone who wasn't born yesterday knows that. so the question is who pays for the "free" healthcare? well the health care is paid for by someone right? yes, it comes from the people who pay their taxes. to some this term is foreign. which is exactly why social security will run out as soon as 2012. so sorry mr. obama but if my first grade math is correct then if you take out more money then whats going in then... eventually THERE WILL BE DEBT.
that is of course adding on to the $10,664,175,957,423.97 we already have accumulated
hmmm...
that is of course adding on to the $10,664,175,957,423.97 we already have accumulated
hmmm...
mr. barack hussein obama
second in command of al qaeda has recently endorsed obama. now i have nothing against president-elect obama. he has good intentions, however intentions don't change the world. like i said i have nothing against mr. obama, i just don't think he is ready to lead our country. anyway if the terrorists are rooting for him i think that the american people need to step back and take the time to think through.
congratulations to president-elect
mr. barack hussein obama
but im not saying anything.
congratulations to president-elect
mr. barack hussein obama
but im not saying anything.
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