a nation of idiots...

pilots really don't have anything to do in air...

2009-11-04T15:41:00.000-07:00

how about drive? this really shouldn't be a problem. i think they have enough to worry about. so how come airport security takes your bags, soda and shampoo (for our safety) and when a plane is unresponsive for over an hour and is headed in the d.c. direction nobody cares? so new numbers came out today. the runway was overshot by 150 miles. don't they tell us laptops can cause problems with plane navigation? is it that it's to boring up there? i think have the lives of 300+ people on a plane in your hands would be enough to keep you alert?

obama's blaming it on bush... still

2009-11-04T15:32:00.000-07:00

obama and his admin is still saying they haven't gotten much done yet because of the bad economy and issues he was handed. now first off he wasn't handed these problems. he nearly choked on them during his campaign because he promised to fix them this year.

yes the u.s. was rough when he came into office but instead of coming and saying we'll work it out, he played the role of savior and now everyones just waiting to be saved. he promised more than he could deliver, in fact maybe evenmore than he would image.

i think after a year it's time to buckle down and stop blaming it on the previous admin. because if we keep doing this when does it stop? because if he doesn't do something quick he's going to go from savior to anti-christ in flash.

obama turns one!

2009-11-04T15:26:00.000-07:00

today marks the official start of obamas term. and so far he's had a beer party at the white house and got a dog. i really think obama will deliver some of what he promised during his campaign. not all of it. well really not most of it. i mean come on. he took 4 months to adopt a dog. how long is it going to take to get out of the middle east? he promised 3 major thing by the start of 2010:

1) health care reform
2) close gitmo
3) get most if not all of the soldiers out of iraq

and as of now he has:

57 days
1369 hours
82174 minutes

so he'll have to get all that done in half the time it took him to find a dog.

irans breaking the rules...

2009-11-04T15:21:00.000-07:00

well duh! everyones acting like this is a big deal and that this never has happened before. ever. is anyone else surprised? ok, so irans got nuclear capabilitys without telling the world they were trying to develop them. is that really something you announce? i mean irans not exactly on the most favorite nations list. obama also said in a speech thursday that this would ruin irans credability. ok, i'm sorry, what credability are we talking about? is there any honor, dignity or respect there? definatly not credability. let's just hope the gov't is in charge of r&d because since they're not the smartest they might just blow themselves up. which would save us time. and money. and resources. but i'm not encouraging it. all though it would be nice. one less problem on our list.

(lib-er-tee)

2009-09-15T15:57:00.000-07:00

Lib-er-ty
(lib-er-tee)
noun

Freedom from despotic government or government control
I think it is ironic that the two first definitions i get when i type in liberty on dictionary.com are the things that are violating our rights as citizens today. First off, the nation was founded by men who wanted to do what they wanted. each city or state would deal with its own problems and if one state failed to do so noboday wanted to live there and the moved. we dont continually pour more money into it. americans use to have the right to bear arms as a "natural right". and according to the founding fathers that was the only right they thought to be appropriate, natural rights. now there are two kinds of rights. natural and legal. which was not the case in the times of the revolution and there for after. a natural right was considered by the founding fathers as a right that came with all humans. it was just there. we dont have that anymore. we cant even carry a can of soda on a plane anymore. you cant pay for a car with cash anymore. and the rights you do have. the natural rights, the ones the govt is forced to give you because of the economy you have to have a permit. now a permit is a way of the govt knowing your using your natural, god given rights. your constitutional rights are being violated. the delaration of independence says "if a form of govt becomes destuctive of its ends, it is the right of the people to alter of abolish it.". now americans wont even go pick up their pizza. we are hopeless. we are a generation of idiots. we are a nation of idiots. and it will stay that way til someone does something about it.

will you break the american idiocracy?

communism is the new green. which is the new pink, which was the new black

2009-09-10T16:14:00.003-07:00

i think this whole communistic thing is quite a good idea. i really don't think americans can handle their money, ecspecially with the new Lottery statistic that came out last week. americans last year alone spent 48 billion dollars on lottery tickets alone. thats more than people won last year. people can't handle their money at all. "what are you doing to plan for retirement?" "oh, i'm doing the powerball, i play the powerball." People can't plan ahead, or save. With the average americans saving -1% of what we get.

obama and his deep pockets

2009-09-02T16:28:00.001-07:00

so recently obama spent the night on the town in NYC and released that he spent 1 million dollars. so how exactly do you as a person, not including staff, spend 1 million dollars? did you pay for overnight parking for the whole secret service? did you take 12 limos to new york? holy cow. now here's the thing. i really don't care what obama does. as long as it isn't tax payers money. although i might add he's been in office for half a year and already been on 4 vacations. which is ridiculus. now i do want to clear something up. he did also go to a broadway show. so is the recession hitting broadway? are they really charging half a million dollars a ticket? or did they take bo? either way that is way to much money to be spending in a recession on a night out. especially when he's not even paying for it. again we could have put that towards our...

$11,797,114,228,743.25
(u.s. debt as of 11.27pm 02SEP09)

obama and his progress

2009-08-22T12:33:00.005-07:00

so a new poll shows that obamas approval rating is plummeting...again. people polled by the washington post and abc said they are concerned about the future of health care and the ever growing govt deficit. why could people be concerned about health care? i mean its free right? or maybe its the fact that obama is considering taking public approval out of the bill. the poll taken a couple months ago saying obamas approval at 60% is now at 49%. and only 53% say they don't think he's handling the deficit and his approval on health care continues to deteriorate. still. but i'm sure he'll make progress. it may take a year. it might take 8. and it just might take 20.

but WE WILL HAVE CHANGE!

YES WE CAN!

COME ON... SAY IT WITH ME!

YES WE CAN!
YES WE CAN!
ok maybe in little while.

the hudsons the new bermuda triangle

2009-08-13T15:22:00.003-07:00

so with the new report on the plane/helicopter collision i'm starting to think that the hudson is not the best place to be flying any aerial vehicles. with the commercial plane crashing in the hudson (and for those who say it landed on the hudson, your wrong. it crashed.) and with this now. i really think people should stay away. and considering the plane was a tourist plane, who pays that much to go up in a plane to see a river? its like going to the top of a building and paying money to use binoculars just to look down. it's a river. you can see it from any point you stand. you can be beside it, on top of it, or recently added, at the bottom of it. and just a word of caution, i wouldn't drive a boats down there any time soon (if they allow it). the river must be mad at someone, we should give it time to cool off.

we'd read you your rights, but you have none

2009-08-10T16:15:00.004-07:00

so it has been two years since az voters passed prop 300, a law denying college tuition for illegal immigrants. DUH! once you step over that border illegally you deserve nothing more than to be tazed and thrown right back over the wall. yet thousands have applied since then and guess what? they have been turned down! Duh again! that's 1-0 u.s. of a.

govt funded college tuition doesn't just appear out of the govt's "let's spend more money than there is printed in the world" machine. it comes from taxpayers. and in return, taxpayers get benefits, such as free public education (high school and what not). on top of that they get social security and stuff of that sort. the right to even apply for a scholarship comes from being a taxpayer, an american citizen. if we give out money to anyone who asks, legal or not, we are going to run out of money like social security. and anyone who thinks that social security isn't going to run out... is wrong unless you get off the computer and do something about it. 'cause the govt sure ain't going to do anything.

as of now there are 1,474 illegal immigrant students in the maricopa county community college district. that's a problem. the way i see it it doesn't matter what race, gender or religion you are... if you break the law, you go to jail. but the thing is, if you're illegal, you don't pay taxes, so you don't deserve to go to jail. because you didn't pay for it.

its no longer illegal to be illegal

2009-08-07T22:05:00.004-07:00

so a new idea from department of homeland security (dhs). they have ordered sheriff joe to stop arresting illegals if all they did is come here illegally. so apparently it's not enough to break the law once. so does that mean that americans can get a "get out of jail free card" the first time they do something wrong? i bet if we put napolitano on the mexican border the illegals would carry her back themselves. i bet they worship her by now. but if we put her in the middle of phoenix... i don't think she would last as long. i think the legal residents of phoenix are furious with her. and i really don't know what she's thinking. i mean, illegal immigrants don't vote. they don't take polls for ratings. so i really don't know her motivation. but who am i to judge. i'm sure she knows exactly what she's doing...

riiiiight

radioactive lunch

2009-07-30T13:59:00.007-07:00

first before i start i just want to say this happened in tucson. and that this guy lives in tucson so you can pretty much expect anything. so the director of the arizona radiation regulatory agency stated tuesday that they lost a moisture-density gauge in the tucson area. now they didn't say they left it somewhere or that it was stolen. no, they stated that it wasn't tied down in the back of a pickup truck correctly. ok, so radioactive materials in a pickup truck. secondly the director stated that the gauge contains radioactive material that could injure someone who eats it or carries it for a long time. because that's the first thing that runs through my mind every time i see a metal box glowing green in the middle of the road with stickers on it that say radioactive is...lunch. i don't know if that's the first thing that came to his mind during his speech or that he just thought the citizens of tucson would be tempted to eat it. i don't know.

gee mom whats this gauge thing i found out there on that road. hey i think i'll eat it!

whatever.

do you want to rent a room at the white house?

2009-07-30T11:28:00.004-07:00

so az lawmakers are considering selling public buildings and renting them from investors. now doesn't that just sound pathetic? the az government can't afford our own capitol building! other potential "candidates" range from state prisons and the mental hospital to run-of-the-mill state office buildings and kartchner national park. ok so we'll start the bidding for the mental hospital at 4 million. anybody? anybody? nobody?

i mean i do know that this will raise money if anyone decides to buy i just think this makes our reputation plummet like obama's rating (cough) i mean like our national debt. oh wait.

and now it's time for "immigration reform with napolitano"

2009-07-29T13:21:00.005-07:00

napolitano met with representatives from different work industries to discuss illegal immigration. she has stated many times that there are no effective laws to prevent illegal immigration. so she completely messes up az and now moves on to the u.s. just give her time. she'll mess it up. she tells sheriff joe he can't enforce the laws and takes away most of what he has as a sheriff - funding, officers, rights - then makes more laws because the ones in place that can't be enforced for some reason don't work. she'll figure it out. maybe.

napolitano v. arpaio

2009-07-25T10:08:00.004-07:00

so with another crime sweep underway there is already a feud between the sheriff's office and the department of homeland security. so 68 people have been arrested so far, 32 illegal immigrants. and according to sheriff joe arpaio 9 of those he was ordered to let go. now in response dhs (in which joe has a friend, napolitano) stated that they didn't order any such thing and that the authority lies solely with the mcso. now, who do i believe, hmmmm. the person who yelled at napolitano to her face about getting in the way of his job or dhs aka janet napolitano? hmmm.

the illegals have one, now border patrol has one

2009-07-21T08:12:00.004-07:00

i think that if the illegals have catapults so should border patrol. because another car accident involving illegals went down this weekend in sierra vista. well actually 25 illegals. so apparently it was a one car accident and basically they chose the wrong person to drive, and the car flipped over. now here's what bugs me. 16 of them were seriously hurt so where do they go? to our local hospitals (your tax dollars at work). so again with the catapult, i think if they want to come to america and use catapults, then we should also use them, because we want them in mexico. i say we put the whole car on the catapult, just leave the accident as is, and shoot them back over at no expense to us.

chocolate jesus

2009-07-18T15:40:00.002-07:00

So the Catholic League's Bill Donohur is back, this time to decry a sculpture of a nude 6-foot-tall chocolate Jesus in the art gallery of a Manhattan hotel, he called it: "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensebilities ever."
In the CNN Anderson Cooper 360 Donohue debates and threatns the artist, Cosimo Cavallaro on this video. The hotle has already decided to shut down the exibit because of "public outcry" and "fear for their... safety." According to the galleries Matt Semler(who resigned in protest) the hotel has been getting death threats.
That's funny, the last time Donohuewas out ranting about offenses to Catholics, the targets of his ire at the time ended up getting death threats as well.
Now, this doesn't necessarily mean that Donohues's followers are the very people issuing the death threats (cough cough).. just that his appeals are somehow always included by, shall we say, some of the more extreme elements in Catholicism.

"duh" headline of the decade

2009-07-18T15:33:00.002-07:00

so this past week the news did a story on a headline that affects the whole valley, coyotes. now there's not a problem with people getting attacked by coyotes. no it's not that. the headline was "House cats big target for valley coyotes". now I have one comment on this... duh.

death at the happiest place in the universe

2009-07-10T11:15:00.005-07:00

i am really getting frustrated with the people complaining about the crashes with the lightrail. because not once has it been two lightrails hitting each other. it's either somebody walking on the tracks or parking there car on the tracks. if you think about it, there really isn't a way for the lightrail to be at fault in an accident because its on tracks, it go's really only two speeds (stopped and moving) and it only goes one way.

others have complained they can't see the tracks from there cars. are you serious? first of all if you've ever driven over train tracks, you can feel it. second of all there are cement medians separating the lanes.

now a different story in florida. have you heard about the disney world monorail crash? these guys have and excuse because whoever was in charge of planning this is at fault. because unlike the lightrails here, the disney world monorails have only one route. so only one rail car can be on the tracks at a time. the damage was pretty severe to the rail cars but besides the death of the monorail driver everyone on board was fine.

p.s.- i was thinking and if dyingland, i mean disneyland is suppose to be the happiest place on earth (before the day of the accident) why don't they just say happiest place in the universe. because if it beat everything on earth i don't think there's much competition on mars.

profilings like a box of chocolates...

2009-07-09T12:44:00.005-07:00

have you seen these articles out recently about how an investigation/lawsuit has cost the taxpayers a lot of money for all the times sheriff joe's gotten sued. they're actually blaming sheriff joe for it! and now people are looking at sheriff joe negatively because he's using taxpayers' money to sue the people who are constantly using taxpayers money to sue him.

anyway the thing is, is that sheriff joe has stated clearly and nobody has been able to prove that he's been profiling. and why is that? because HE'S NOT PROFILING! and why doesn't he? because it doesn't work! it's like trying to find your favorite chocolates in a box of chocolates after you've lost the the key that comes inside the box. you think you know what you got but it never works, or at least not all the time. and why doesn't it work? because you can't tell whats on the inside from the outside. you can think that someone's illegal because they're mexican but the fact of the matter is that you can't know if they're really filled with carmel unless you try it.

there goes independence this independence day

2009-07-09T09:24:00.001-07:00

Have you heard about this tax by the mile crap? I know for a fact that Obama said during his campaign that he would not raise taxes. So instead of acknowledging that he lied he’s letting the Bush tax cuts expire and is creating new ridiculous taxes such as tax by the mile.
Now it’s not really a fuel tax, it’s a “freedom tax”. And in Iowa they have been experimenting on this tax by the mile.

Now here’s how it works. The government puts a gps device on your car which monitors how many miles per month you drive and sends the info to the “monitoring station” which sends the info to a “billing center”. So for me it’s not only the fact that we’re getting charged to drive which is one of our freedoms, but also the fact that the government will know where you are and where you’ve been. I think it’s a privacy thing. So I’ll say it again. We are losing our freedoms, little by little.

and most of this comes because we gave the presidency to a guy who never had a real job…

we might as well tape our freedom to the newly legal fireworks we use this weekend and launch them away.

good ideas from springfield

2009-06-01T09:36:00.015-07:00

i know what you're thinking and no it has nothing to do with the simpsons. the police chief of springfield, oregon is actually planning to charge inmates for room and board in the coming year because of the rising cost put on the taxpayers of oregon. sheriff joe has said that he is considering the charge for the maricopa jails. he says it won't be a hilton price but more along the lines of motel 6. he stated it will probably be around $60 a night.

and if they refuse to pay and go on another hunger strike for a while we save money anyway. so either way, we save money. springfield officials believe in the coming economic trouble the inmates fees could raise another $18,000 (a number for the phoenix area hasn't been released yet). so why not charge the inmates? now i don't know how springfield got there numbers or what size suite they got $60 from but motel 6's in the phoenix area are around $30 a night. and i know that tent city isn't close to motel 6 at all.

take a look at available hotel listings:

Cost: $30 per night

Cost: $60 per night

the grand canyon state to become "the grand canyon state"

2009-05-27T21:54:00.004-07:00

since there's nothing better for the state house government committee to discuss they have decided to put something ever so important up for vote, to officially name arizona the grand canyon state. first, i thought we already went over this. second, the funny thing is how they realized nothing was "officially" put in the books (except every book about az nicknaming us the grand canyon state).

apparently nobody knew that it wasn't official until a state historian got a call from a 5th grader in california wanting to know the state nickname. first of all, has this kid heard of google? go try it yourself, type "arizona nickname" and you'll probably see something along the lines of, oh, i don't know the grand canyon state! and second of all, who's stupid enough to do a report about arizona? what's in arizona? "oh, daddy, daddy can we go see tent city, pppllleeeaaassseee?" "no johnny we have better things to see like... tumbleweeds... oohh! i see one, johnny stay here i need to get a picture!"

in other news to be discussed during their next meeting...
"should the bola tie stay the official arizona neckware?"
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!

what are you afraid of?

2009-05-23T00:25:00.005-07:00

i recently found a web site that listed almost all the phobias there are and it's quite interesting.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture. (are they really that bad?)

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up. (i can't think of anything to say to that)

Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Chronophobia- Fear of time (and how exactly do you avoid time?)(AAHH!! i said the word!)

Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks (again i'm speechless)

Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons (isn't everybody?)

Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words (so does this person tell others of his phobia?)

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat (and so would i if i saw this thing)

for a complete list check out:

http://www.phobialist.com/

is that all you can think of?

2009-05-23T00:11:00.004-07:00

the inmate hunger strike was in response to the march in downtown phoenix to protest racial discrimination in the sheriff's office and what not. anyways i came across an interesting picture taken at the protest.

honestly? is that the best you can come up with? so if we get rid of all illegals, then, in return we get social security that will last, lower taxes and faster health care for u.s. citizens and all we have to give up is burritos? who needs to think twice? we have white burrito makers. so they're saying they'll take their burritos back to mexico and we can have our country back? sign me up i'm in! do you see america? we have nothing (but burritos) to lose, and everything to gain...

so why haven't they left yet?

senseless strike

2009-05-22T23:39:00.005-07:00

so i think there is some confusion on the point of a "strike". the point of a strike is to boycott a service or product therefore forcing the business to lo'se money. here's the thing. if the business is paying for the product anyway, then they save money. for instance, say the maricopa county inmates go on a hunger strike. then what happens? well if the government pays for your food in the first place then it just saves them money.

so if the meals at the county jails cost 17 cents and only 1800 people participated in the 19 day strike then the government saves around $5,800. so we can use that to help pay off...

$11,310,917,356,701.89*

oh yeah that.

so thank you residents of the maricopa jails, for making the u.s. a better place to live by giving to the country.

"We have these guys in jails who are charged with murder, rape, and they don't like the food," said Arpaio. "Well, that's a little tough. I'm not going to give in. I won't change the menu."

you tell 'em joe.

* national debt as of 5/22/09 2358 hours (yes i put the date and time because the government's spending increases by 3.82 billion a day.

oh so close

2009-05-17T10:26:00.003-07:00

yet again we were so close to getting something besides a fence for a border. bush ordered the construction of numerous walls and barriers at the border, because maybe washington realized that a fence doesn't keep people out. even the zoo has barbed wire fences around their property to keep people out. isn't it pathetic if we protect our zoos better than our nation?

a federal judge has thrown out the order bush gave to build 667 miles of walls and barriers. now not only that but 625 miles of that are already up. can we not just finish that up? did the turtles use all the stimulus bill money? is washington afraid that if we build the other 42 miles the nation will go into debt? oh wait, i'm sorry, more debt.

because the national debt is:
$11,281,279,274,421.33
and counting!

But the good news is that since the estimated population of the United States is 306,198,919 each citizen's share of this debt is only $36,842.97!

another reason not to go to virginia

2009-05-16T10:28:00.002-07:00

with obama ordering gitmo to close in the next year people have been asking "where do we put them?". and now thanks to a brilliant member of congress our questions have been answered, we now know where to put the 245 terrorist, alexander river virginia. now first of all alexander river is a little less then 150 miles away from our nations capitol. well i quess al qaeda's gods are listening because i really don't see how much easier we can make it for them.

i mean can janet just go down there and hand them a bomb and a couple of ak's and get it over with, because it's getting to the point were the other nations are laughing at us. i don't think i have ever heard of another country taking terrorist who wants to destroy them and give them a house 143 miles from the president of that country!

im pretty sure the hardest part of a terrorist bombing the u.s. is getting here. so we have gone and done the hardest part for them.

thank you congress, thank you obama

drop house #654821 found

2009-05-16T09:41:00.003-07:00

i'm just kidding, but it probably is a very high number. on tuesday a headline in the arizona republic said "DPS rescues 34 immigrants from drop house". now first of all 34 doesn't sound like a lot for a normal drop house. border patrol found 11 people in a '97 saturn. the illegals were found in the trunk, under a fake floor and, oh yeah, in the dashboard. so if they only found 34 then they obviously didn't check in the walls and under the carpet.

and second of all if they came here illegally then the last people they want to be rescued by is law enforcement. so after the long drive in the dashboard and the 3 months they stayed in the walls the last thing they were probably doing was celebrating their "rescue", because now, as we well know, they have to do it all over again. and repeat as necessary until they don't get "rescued" (caught).

so the proper headline should have been "34 illegal immigrants were found and arrested at an avondale home on tuesday."

then what are they?

2009-05-03T10:22:00.004-07:00

about 1000 men, women and children marched in downtown phoenix saturday protesting sheriff joe. one person channel 12 interviewed said "just cause they're not legally here doesn't mean there illegal." ok...hmmm...well then what are they? sorry to break it to you, but if they are not legal then process of elimination tells us, they ARE illegal. because there are two ways to be here, legally or illegally.

another group held up a big sign that said "stop deporting our future leaders". just to let you know if you're here legally then we don't deport you, and if you are illegal then LEGALLY you can't hold office(and we'll deport you). so basically we don't deport anybody who can hold office.

others held signs saying "we are human". that's true but your not suppose to be here so be human in mexico. it doesn't matter what race, religion or sex you are, you can come to america LEGALLY or we send you back, we send you back no matter who you are.

and the funny part is that sheriff joe stops people with broken tail lights and expired tags. so if all the drug dealers, coyotes, and illegals kept up their car, they'd be fine. so really its a matter of stupidity. because i know the drug cartel can afford to fix a tail light they just choose not to. so we deport them.

AHHH!!! THE PIGS ARE ATTACKING!!!

2009-04-30T17:09:00.005-07:00

ok so just to clear this up for those who don't know and for the russians who do know yet continue to ignore the facts. swine flu is a type of disease that pigs (swine) get that is not life threatening to them. The disease then mutated into a much worse version that humans can catch(and die from).

they named it swine flu because the swines had it first. its a virus people. it can not be caught by eating pork! so why the russians banned u.s. and mexican pork i dont know but unless you get sneezed on by a pig or someone who has it YOUR FINE.

yes over the last couple of week over 500 people in mexico have died due to swine flu...why? because they either didn't wash their hand or didn't cover their mouths. simple as that.

so eat all the pork you want you'll live! i promise.

AHH ATTACK PIGS!!!

no hables ingles

2009-04-26T10:56:00.003-07:00

do americans not understand english now? what part of the fbi saying MEXICO IS NOT SAFE dont americans understand? two weeks before spring break the fbi stated that due to drug and gang violence, and of course diseases' they highly recommended not going to mexico for spring break. as if the common sense switch didn't flip on already. they flat out say dont go to mexico.

over 5,000 people were killed last year, and this year the body count hit 1,000 in just 51 days. if you hear the phrase "drug war" that basically says unless you carry a gun and high caliber body armor...STAY AWAY!!! you dont go to vacationing in a freakin WAR ZONE!!! ( again the common sense switch )

from 2005-2009 during spring break alone over 200 americans have been killed in mexico. not only that but the arrest rate for homicides in mexico is a little under 20%. that means that out of the 200 american killings only 40 of the cases have been solved and closed.

and even more great news from mexico. over 100 students from a privite school (who vacationed in mexico for spring break) have complained about having flu like symptoms. it has been verified that all 100 have swine flu. now it hasn't been comfirmed that the flu came from mexico. (common sense switch )

obama kept a promise

2009-04-19T11:15:00.004-07:00

oh my god alert the press!!! i'm just kidding. obama has kind of fulfilled his campaign promise to get the obama girls a dog. he stated numerous times during the campaign that he would get a rescued dog. however "bo" is not a rescued dog. "bobama" is a cute and active dog. which makes sense because the obama girls need something to do seeing as obama will be busy the next 4 years ruining the free world.

obama saying something and doing something else, its, its not heard of!

"we are the pirates who don't know anything"

2009-04-19T10:25:00.004-07:00

with the rising number of "attempted" pirate attacks i just have one question... can anyone really be that stupid? now i'm not talking about the fact that only around 50% of the "wanna-be terrorist" actually make it on the ship. by the way it must been pretty embarrassing being the pirates that cant even make it on the ship. i mean i can just imagine the whole crew looking over the side of the boat and laugh at the pirates who didn't buy a long enough grappling hook.

i'm talking about the fact that over and over the u.s. has stated WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST! just ask any of the terrorist who have demanded a ransom from us before, although most terrorist who tried to demand a ransom are taking a "G.I. dirtnap" (for those not familiar military abbreviations G.I. means government-issued. like G.I. Joe, government issued soldiers).

for example the recent pirate attack last week, they demanded who knows what. we said no. navy seals go in. 3 pirates with ak's. 3 shots fired. 3 dead pirates. that simple. although knowing the government it probably wasn't cheap.

so once more for those who already forgot...

WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST!

stupid terrorism

2009-04-05T10:27:00.002-07:00

Terrorism is a scary threat, whether you call it terrorism or for the politically correct a controlled overseas aggression determined to attack domestic targets.

Fortunately most terrorist don't go through much training and obviously some of the terrorists aren’t as smart as some people might like us to think.

In Afghanistan a couple of weeks ago a would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up and killed six other militants as he was bidding them a farewell to leave for his real target.

So is the terrorist threat as serious as the government is insisting? Because even napalitano can run around wearing explosives and acciedentally blow herself up. I thought we were dealing with a terrorist organization not suicidal chickens with their heads cut off.

obamas new and improved iraq plan

2009-03-28T20:43:00.003-07:00

i quess it struck obama that pulling the us forces out of iraq wouldn't solve the problem in iraq (like his guantanamo bay idea) especially if we tell the terrorist when we're leaving.

so his new plan for iraq is to slowly take the armed forces out and send in military and civilian trainers to train the iraqi police to defent their own country. which is good because they can take care of their country and we can focus on ours!

since the iraqi police have done nothing and spent nothing on their war and we've spent oh about 656.1 billion on just the war on iraq. that doesn't include a cent for the surrounding countries.

and in the current economic state we're in an extra 656.1 billion could possibly help the country.

the stimulus bill is made for READING!

2009-03-15T10:09:00.001-07:00

has anyone really read the stimulus bill? i don't even think obama has read the whole thing. i recall him promising a "earmark-free stimulus bill". which is not at all what he delivered. i want to know why obama thinks that a stimulus bill with 8500 earmarks is earmark-free.

lets take a look at some of my favorite "non-existant" earmarks...

#1. Polar icebreakers_ cost: 98 million_ Quantity: 1
Reason: "Russia, Germany, China, Sweden and Canada are all investing and maintaining and expanding their national ice-breaking capacity," stated Thad Allen, commandant of the Coast Guard.

#2. $150 million would build new parking facilities for a couple of NFL stadiums.

#3. $150 million for conservation of honeybees and farm-raised fish.

#4. $650 million for digital-TV coupons; $90 million to educate “vulnerable populations”.
we are in a recession and people have no jobs so what should they do? buy a new TV!

we're helping sea turtles and bees in the bill that is suppose to stimulate the economy.

at least when the worlds economy crashes and everybody starves the honey bees and sea turtles will be fine.

YEAH OBAMA!

you cant keep them out!

2009-02-15T10:54:00.000-07:00

so in response to the ever-important illegal immagration problems the government seems to actually be trying to do something about it. so justs as a background, when they just walked across the border after we asked them ever so nicely not to, we, in reponse build a wall that im sure even obama can get over. because enyone with the i.q. greater than janet napolitano(which is not hard) can get over a ten foot tall fence. because do to recent advances in science we have now invented ladders. so apparently to the government, problem solved.

ok so now they are digging tunnels. so we build another wall...underground. a 12-foot-deep concrete and steel headwall along a 100-yard stretch of the border near the DeConcini Port of Entry. so we tell them where and how deep. see if i were trying to dig a tunnel and i digg two feet down and i see cement i would probaly give up. but we basically save them the work and now they know where to dig... good idea! so why dont we get ahead of them and just build a giant glass dome over the country so when they start using human catipultes(which there have been two reportings of that already happening) we will be ready.

p.s.- we have storm and flood drains connecting some of our cities with nogales, mexico. so we should get started on giant dog doors for those.

even guantanamo bay is going out of business...

2009-02-01T11:45:00.000-07:00

now its depressing enough that the important stores and restaurants in our lives are going out of business. but now guantanamo bay is going out of business thanks to obama (and NO there are no going out of business sales).

for some reason some people think this is because he doesn't agree with its purpose or something of the sort but the fact of the matter is that he thinks "the legal framework at Gitmo has failed to successfully and swiftly prosecute terrorists".

so tell me if this makes sense to you... gitmo isn't working fast enough so the solution is to, instead of improving it we take it away. so basically if a toilet doesn't work in the white house for the next 4 years instead of having someone fix it... obamas going to throw it away... 'cause that makes it work better?!?!

i know obama knows what he's doing, if he says it'll work i have confidence.

riiiiiiight

we are free to be idiots

2009-01-18T11:45:00.000-07:00

the following are actual product labels that i have seen. now to very few people these are just funny. but to most these are serious instructions that in this day and age that need to be specified.

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex: Do not spray in eyes.

Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire.

Nabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts.

your new stup- i mean liberal president

2009-01-18T11:28:00.000-07:00

mr. obama is known for many things, being a genius is not one of them. "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon. "Three words: Vice President Oprah". and of course who can forget, "Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point." see everybody messes up but as president you're just not allowed to. mostly because of youtube.

bird "strike"

2009-01-18T11:00:00.000-07:00

if you were to hear "plane strike" or "terrorist strike" you would think we were under attack or something of the sort. but what do you think when you hear bird strike for the first time?

when i first heard it, it sounded like al-qaeda was recruiting poultry divebombers or something. the term bird strike makes it sound like the plane was the target or victim. but in reality the birds were the victim and in this case, the only ones harmed.

(if you consider being sucked up by a jet engine and being shredded to death harmed)

we're doomed

2009-01-11T11:41:00.000-07:00

some people are stupid so in an attempt to look smarter they put someone more stupid in power to make them look smart. this however is not the case. i believe mr. obama is very smart so exactly why he assigned someone with the I.Q. of a spoon in charge of our nations safety, i don't know.

mr. obama has officially vanquished any credit he still had last week. see our governor has not done a single thing to secure our borders, in fact our governor has done the complete opposite with her idiotic idea of "open borders". so basically for the past 6 years she has been in office she has helped the illegal immigrants by shooting down sheriff joe. so this lady who couldn't handle the arizona border is now secretary of defense for our nation! so i suggest that every home in the nation build a bomb shelter because mr. obama put a complete idiot in charge of this nations security.

illegal immigrants strike (again)

2009-01-11T11:38:00.000-07:00

a gilbert girl by the name of kelly stacy was killed on the way to march in the gilbert days parade with her fellow highland high school band members. they collided (and by collided i mean an illegal immigrant crashed into the car carrying her and her 17 year old brother) leaving kelly and her brother dead. sure enough the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT lived and was convicted of suspicion of manslaughter and aggravated assault. so sure enough, according to police the suspect was "impaired by alcohol".

now to me that says he didn't have control of what he did which is totally bogus. he chose to drink, he chose to drive, he chose to endanger his life and the lives of those around him. so i have very little tolerance for people like this and i know its harsh but what do you think we should do about people who drive under the influence? well in my opinion if they take the risk of killing themselves then obviously they don't care whether they die or not so why not give him the death penalty? wont that ensure that he won't endanger anybody else?

i think it would work.below is a picture of kelly and her murderer. (i think you know who is who)

illegal immigration

2009-01-11T11:37:00.001-07:00

ah the thing that annoys me the most. the way i see it is that they are breaking the law... they are criminals. that includes men, women, and yes children. ok so what do we do with criminals in this country? we out them through the court system and put them in jail.

now here's the thing, if we do put them in jail WE pay for that. YOUR taxes pay for the illegal immigrants to eat. so what do we do? we deport them, now what do you think they do next? if you think they give up and stay in mexico you were obviously born this morning. they come back and repeat as necessary until we don't catch them. so what do we do? well i can guarantee something we do need to change the way we deal with it.

sheriff joe has been doing a great job. now those people who say joe is racially profiling...shut up! those who say he is, are just followers and are not thinking for themselves. really try and think about it. how many white illegal immigrants are there?

"free" health care

2009-01-11T11:35:00.000-07:00

one of mr. obama's key topics for the presidential election was that he would like to provide free healthcare for everybody. now at first this sounds great but once you sit down and think about it you just might want to hit our president-elect up side the head. nothing in our world today is free. anyone who wasn't born yesterday knows that. so the question is who pays for the "free" healthcare? well the health care is paid for by someone right? yes, it comes from the people who pay their taxes. to some this term is foreign. which is exactly why social security will run out as soon as 2012. so sorry mr. obama but if my first grade math is correct then if you take out more money then whats going in then... eventually THERE WILL BE DEBT.

that is of course adding on to the $10,664,175,957,423.97 we already have accumulated

hmmm...

mr. barack hussein obama

2009-01-11T11:32:00.001-07:00

second in command of al qaeda has recently endorsed obama. now i have nothing against president-elect obama. he has good intentions, however intentions don't change the world. like i said i have nothing against mr. obama, i just don't think he is ready to lead our country. anyway if the terrorists are rooting for him i think that the american people need to step back and take the time to think through.

congratulations to president-elect

mr. barack hussein obama

but im not saying anything.