AHHH!!! THE PIGS ARE ATTACKING!!!

ok so just to clear this up for those who don't know and for the russians who do know yet continue to ignore the facts. swine flu is a type of disease that pigs (swine) get that is not life threatening to them. The disease then mutated into a much worse version that humans can catch(and die from).

they named it swine flu because the swines had it first. its a virus people. it can not be caught by eating pork! so why the russians banned u.s. and mexican pork i dont know but unless you get sneezed on by a pig or someone who has it YOUR FINE.

yes over the last couple of week over 500 people in mexico have died due to swine flu...why? because they either didn't wash their hand or didn't cover their mouths. simple as that.

so eat all the pork you want you'll live! i promise.

AHH ATTACK PIGS!!!

no hables ingles

do americans not understand english now? what part of the fbi saying MEXICO IS NOT SAFE dont americans understand? two weeks before spring break the fbi stated that due to drug and gang violence, and of course diseases' they highly recommended not going to mexico for spring break. as if the common sense switch didn't flip on already. they flat out say dont go to mexico.

over 5,000 people were killed last year, and this year the body count hit 1,000 in just 51 days. if you hear the phrase "drug war" that basically says unless you carry a gun and high caliber body armor...STAY AWAY!!! you dont go to vacationing in a freakin WAR ZONE!!! ( again the common sense switch )

from 2005-2009 during spring break alone over 200 americans have been killed in mexico. not only that but the arrest rate for homicides in mexico is a little under 20%. that means that out of the 200 american killings only 40 of the cases have been solved and closed.

and even more great news from mexico. over 100 students from a privite school (who vacationed in mexico for spring break) have complained about having flu like symptoms. it has been verified that all 100 have swine flu. now it hasn't been comfirmed that the flu came from mexico. (common sense switch )

obama kept a promise

oh my god alert the press!!! i'm just kidding. obama has kind of fulfilled his campaign promise to get the obama girls a dog. he stated numerous times during the campaign that he would get a rescued dog. however "bo" is not a rescued dog. "bobama" is a cute and active dog. which makes sense because the obama girls need something to do seeing as obama will be busy the next 4 years ruining the free world.

obama saying something and doing something else, its, its not heard of!

"we are the pirates who don't know anything"

with the rising number of "attempted" pirate attacks i just have one question... can anyone really be that stupid? now i'm not talking about the fact that only around 50% of the "wanna-be terrorist" actually make it on the ship. by the way it must been pretty embarrassing being the pirates that cant even make it on the ship. i mean i can just imagine the whole crew looking over the side of the boat and laugh at the pirates who didn't buy a long enough grappling hook.

i'm talking about the fact that over and over the u.s. has stated WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST! just ask any of the terrorist who have demanded a ransom from us before, although most terrorist who tried to demand a ransom are taking a "G.I. dirtnap" (for those not familiar military abbreviations G.I. means government-issued. like G.I. Joe, government issued soldiers).

for example the recent pirate attack last week, they demanded who knows what. we said no. navy seals go in. 3 pirates with ak's. 3 shots fired. 3 dead pirates. that simple. although knowing the government it probably wasn't cheap.

so once more for those who already forgot...

WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST!

stupid terrorism

Terrorism is a scary threat, whether you call it terrorism or for the politically correct a controlled overseas aggression determined to attack domestic targets.

Fortunately most terrorist don't go through much training and obviously some of the terrorists aren’t as smart as some people might like us to think.

In Afghanistan a couple of weeks ago a would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up and killed six other militants as he was bidding them a farewell to leave for his real target.

So is the terrorist threat as serious as the government is insisting? Because even napalitano can run around wearing explosives and acciedentally blow herself up. I thought we were dealing with a terrorist organization not suicidal chickens with their heads cut off.